The Eenvoud Bible

Eenvoud Bible
The 10 Commandments
1

You shall have
no other agency
before Eenvoud.

2

Images are
always copyrighted
and highly pixelated.

3

Swearing
is
cool.

4

Worship Friday afternoon. Keep it holy. Five days you shall labor and do your work, but Friday afternoon you shall rest and let loose like a goose.

5

Make fun of the bosses
but
honor your colleagues.

6

Only kill what you
eat or
dislike.

7

Cheating
is
eating.

8

Steal
knowledge from your
colleagues every day.

9

Do not complain
about the office tunes.
Just change it.

10

Your colleague’s desk, nor his iPhone charger, nor his unicorn pencil, nor secret chocolate bars are yours to covet.*

*yes, we also have no idea what this means, but it’s the rule
Ten is not nearly enough to cover the requirements of a modern agency so we listed some more stuff for you
Responsibility
We won’t micro manage you
There is always help if you need it
We don’t count hours
We believe that keeping the company culture relaxed and open not only benefits our staff but also our clients. This being said, we realise this is not for everyone to work without a manager that follows your every move. If you need more guidance please speak up. Happy staff, happy life.
We think you are perfect just the way you are. But if you like to get even better you have our full support
Development
Courses
On the job training
A blue notebook
If you need a blue notebook to make your code flow like Biggie’s bars, who are we to judge. Just tell us and we will get you sorted.
Have an idea? Tell us; Why? What? How? Then go execute it.
Pro Activity
Improvements
Growth
Different opinions
Improvements? Same thing! We are growing fast, new opportunities arise every day. We believe our team makes Eenvoud. So if you don’t agree or think we are going about something the wrong way, speak up!
In life, you have a choice to take one of two paths: to wait for some special day; or to celebrate each special day.
Time management
Officially you can take
22 holidays per year.
But that's only 'officialy'.
If you have any appointment during work hours we won’t give you shit (see micromanagement, YUK.)
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Food and more
Healthy lunch - every day
Friday lunch extravaganza
Boiled masterpiece
Healthy lunch is provided every day, on Friday is Lunch extravaganza. We have a very clear philosophy about the perfect boiled egg. We are in desperate need of a new egg master. During lunch we don’t talk about work, because food.
Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.
Work hard,
    play harder
BBQs
Beer time
Parties
Company parties, BBQs and festivals are all part of the job. Also, after a few beers our sr. developer Mani’s (a.k.a. DJ Moon) beatbox skills come out. So be prepared for some jamming.